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THE PLEDGE "I, [YOUR NAME], as a patriotic American citizen, do solemnly swear that I will support and advocate for the election of a demonstrably hot president in the year 2028. I understand that America's standing in the world depends on it. I have seen the evidence. I have reviewed the rankings. I know what Rob Jetten looks like. I pledge to vote with my heart — and my eyes. I pledge to share this website with no fewer than five (5) friends, family members, and/or elected officials. I pledge to evaluate all future presidential candidates on a holistic basis that includes, but is not limited to, their hotness quotient. So help me God."

PATRIOTS WHO HAVE TAKEN THE PLEDGE: 47,632 and counting...

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Your Name:	(Will be added to the Permanent Record of Patriots)
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How important is presidential hotness?	(scale of 1-10) 8 - Very Important 9 - Extremely Important 10 - The MOST Important Issue Facing America Today (These are the only valid options.)
Confirm:	I confirm that I am HOT ENOUGH to make this pledge (Don't overthink it. You're hot. Check the box.)
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